they call me

pornstarwars:

unfollovving:

pornstarwars:

i got a valentine this year 

What cheat code did u use

blackmail

chinad011:

it took me years to understand this joke

virginsacrificer:

"do u want the rest of my food"

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"here u can have them"

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clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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mishasminions:

gollums-new-best-friend:

chileanboyvstheworld:

this guy is a guardian of the galaxy 

I feel safer already

DOES THIS MEAN I CAN QUALIFY AS A GUARDIAN OF THE GALAXY

homorecker:

My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be

heliolisk:

this makes me so happy